“A Dozen Fascinating Facts About Viruses!”

“A Dozen Fascinating Facts About Viruses!”
by T. Matthew Phillips, Attorney-at-Law


(1)  Viruses don’t WALK.

(2)  Viruses don’t RUN.

(3)  Viruses don’t FLY.

(4)  Viruses don’t SWIM.

(5)  Viruses don’t EAT.

(6)  Viruses don’t DRINK.

(7)  Viruses don’t BREATHE.

(8)  Viruses don’t PEE.

(9)  Viruses don’t POO.

(10)  Viruses don’t SLEEP.

(11) Viruses don’t GROW.

(12)  Viruses don’t MATE.

— BONUS FACT —

(13)  Viruses don’t SURGE.


–  T H E   E N D  –


TYRANNY EDIT


Stay tuned for next week’s episode:
Do Viruses Dream in Color?


¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Produced and Directed by TMP’s Midnight Minions
in association with Chapter Eleven Productions,
Fly-By-Night Management Services, and
Neurotica Entertainment Group


Copyright 2020 – by T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.


“Freedom means nothing
if you can’t keep the government out of your body.”
~ T. Matthew Phillips, Esq. ~


“Happy Juneteenth!” 🙂


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