RELIGIOUS EXEMPTION LETTER!

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Sample exemption letters for Naturalists, Vegans, and Muslims!

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by T. Matthew Phillips, Attorney-at-Law
Calif. State Bar Lic. No. 165833

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Our First Exemption Letter is for our Naturalist Friends!

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NATURALIST EXEMPTION LETTER

Dear Employer,

This is not a request for religious exemption, rather, I am invoking my constitutional right to religious freedom.  This document puts you on notice that I am legally exempt from toxxines based on sincerely held religious beliefs.

I believe that my body and my immune system are perfect designs of Mother Nature.  She designed my immune system to fight bloodborne and airborne pathogens; however, She did not design my immune system to fight pathogens that suddenly appear inside the deltoid muscle. She designed no part of my body to accommodate a hypodermic needle. 

I believe it’s a sin to allow unnatural intrusions into my body, or trespass to my immune system, because my body is a temple of Her holy spirt.

You have no right to evaluate the sincerity of my religious beliefs.  Questions?  Contact my attorney, T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.

Very Truly Yours,

Employee

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Note: Frankly, it’s best to provide NO religious or other personal information to employers because, of course, it’s none of their business.

But still, now is a great time for new religions to pop-up!

Folks get religious about jogging, yoga, the Dodgers, ESP, flying saucers, you name it!

There are new messiahs born every day — and God bless ‘em all!

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Our Second Exemption Letter is for our Vegan Friends!

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VEGAN EXEMPTION LETTER

Dear Employer,

This is not a request for religious exemption, rather, I am invoking my constitutional right to religious freedom. This letter puts you on notice that I am legally exempt from toxxines based on sincerely held religious beliefs.

I am Vegan and Veganism is a religion. It’s a “way of life” — and a “moral imperative.” All toxxines use animal and human ingredients, and I believe it is a sin to consume animal and human products; therefore, I believe toxxination is sinful. I refuse to get toxxinated.

Truth is, you have no right to evaluate the sincerity of my religious beliefs in the first place. If you deny my right to be exempt, I shall instruct my attorney, T. Matthew Phillips, to sue you in federal court.

Very Truly Yours,

Employee

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Our Third Exemption Letter is for our Muslim Friends!

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MUSLIM EXEMPTION LETTER

Dear Employer,

This is not a request for religious exemption, rather, I am invoking my constitutional right to religious freedom.  This document puts you on notice that I am legally exempt from toxxines based on sincerely held religious beliefs. 

I am Muslim.  In the Islamic faith, toxxines are haram—which means impure, unclean, and sinful.  Toxxines go against my sincerely held religious beliefs.

Be advised, you have no right to evaluate the sincerity of my religious beliefs in the first place.  Questions?  Contact my attorney, T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.

Very Truly Yours,

Employee

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Fear is the currency of control.

Compliance is folly.

Resist now.

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Produced and Directed by TMP’s Midnight Minions
in association with Chapter Eleven Productions,
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Neurotica Entertainment Group

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Copyright 2021 – by T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.

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“Freedom means nothing
if you can’t keep the government out of your body.”
~ T. Matthew Phillips, Esq. ~

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