RELIGIOUS EXEMPTION LETTER!

by T. Matthew Phillips, Attorney-at-Law


Dear Employer,

This is not a request for religious exemption, rather, I am invoking my constitutional right to religious freedom.  This document puts you on notice that I am legally exempt from toxxines based on my religious beliefs.

I believe that my body and my immune system are perfect designs of Mother Nature.  She designed no part of my body to accommodate a hypodermic needle.  I believe it is a sin to allow unnatural intrusions into my body, or trespass to my immune system, because my body is a temple of Her holy spirt.

You have no right to evaluate the sincerity of my religious beliefs.   Questions?  Contact my attorney, T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.

Very Truly Yours,

Employee


Legal Advertisement – Calif. State Bar No. 165833


Frankly, it’s best to provide NO religious or other personal information to employers because, of course, it’s none of their business.

But still, now is a great time for new religions to pop-up! Folks get religious about jogging, yoga, the Dodgers, ESP, flying saucers, you name it! There are new messiahs born every day—and God bless ‘em all!

Below is a sample letter for Vegans!


VEGAN RELIGIOUS EXEMPTION LETTER!

Dear Employer,

This is not a request for religious exemption, rather, I am invoking my constitutional right to religious freedom. This letter puts you on notice that I am legally exempt from toxxines based on my religious beliefs.

I am Vegan and Veganism is a religion. It’s a “way of life”—and a “moral imperative.” All toxxines use animal and human ingredients, and I believe it is a sin to consume animal and human products; therefore, I believe toxxination is sinful. I refuse to get toxxinated.

Truth is, you have no right to evaluate the sincerity of my religious beliefs in the first place. If you deny my right to be exempt, I shall instruct my attorney, T. Matthew Phillips, to sue you in federal court.

Very Truly Yours,

Employee


“Know your human right. Resist now!”

Produced and Directed by TMP’s Midnight Minions
in association with Chapter Eleven Productions,
Fly-By-Night Management Services, and
Neurotica Entertainment Group


Copyright 2021 – by T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.


Freedom means nothing
if you can’t keep the government out of your body.”
~ T. Matthew Phillips, Esq. ~


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