“Covid—A to Z: What You NEED to Know!”

“Covid—A to Z: What You NEED to Know!”
By T. Matthew Phillips, Attorney-at-Law


A.          The unvaccinated are susceptible to Covid.

B.          The vaccinated are susceptible too.

C.          Covid can be lethal to the unvaccinated.

D.          Covid can likewise be lethal to the vaccinated.

E.          The unvaccinated can spread Covid.

F.          The vaccinated spread it too.

G.         The unvaccinated can be asymptomatic Covid carriers.

H.          The vaccinated can also be asymptomatic Covid carriers.

I.           Those who recover from Covid do not achieve immunity.

J.           Covid shots do not confer immunity; they just lessen the symptoms.

K.          Only the unvaccinated can cause Covid outbreaks.

L.           The unvaccinated put only the vaccinated at risk.

M.        The unvaccinated pose no risk to other unvaccinated persons.

N.         Covids can travel up to six feet on a person’s breath.

O.         Covids cannot travel on any item shipped from Amazon.

P.          Covids lose potency in Target, Walmart, and Home Depot.

Q.         Covids lose potency in grocery stores.

R.          Covids cannot live on fast food orders served at the drive-thru window.

S.          Covids cannot live on cardboard pizza boxes used for takeout and delivery.

T.          Covids cannot affect rioters, protesters, looters, or the homeless.

U.         Covids are highly contagious in small businesses, especially bars, restaurants, gyms, and hair salons.

V.          Covid variants are more contagious and more lethal than garden-variety Covids.

W.        Covids spawn variants, but never mutations.

X.          When left in the darkness, Covids will seek out the light.

Y.          When found on countertops, Covids will group together rather than stand alone.  

Z.          When the 5-G network is complete, Covids will attain consciousness.

— BONUS FACTOID —

–>           Covids sail through N-95s like mosquitoes through a chain-link fence!



–  T H E   E N D  –



Stay tuned for next week’s episode:
Where Do Covids Go On Their Days Off?


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Produced and Directed by TMP’s Midnight Minions
in association with Chapter Eleven Productions,
Fly-By-Night Management Services, and
Neurotica Entertainment Group


Copyright 2021 – by T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.


“Freedom means nothing
if you can’t keep the government out of your body.”
~ T. Matthew Phillips, Esq. ~



3 thoughts on ““Covid—A to Z: What You NEED to Know!”

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  1. Why don’t we just do some numbers?
    In Austria there were 2020 officially 6312 corona deaths. A guy working at a hospital told me, that there are no deaths from hospital infections anymore, not because they are gone, but because they are called corona dead! Also the flu death disappeared, from the common flu, via the influenza A influenza B, AB viruses, rhinoviruses to the non COVID-19 corona viruses, all gone, because they are falsely declared corona dead.
    2500 to 5000 deaths are to be counted on the flu every year in Austria, depending on the year. 2018 was a bad year with ~4800 deaths.
    And we did not even talk about those, who had heavy preconditions, from cancer to just being old.
    So 6312-4000-3000-1000 or even more? Come on, there are no corona deaths. This number is even negative!
    OK, you I do not have to tell this …
    But it’s so difficult to find people to talk with about this. Although, very often, on the street, I just start talking, and find someone, who even tells me new things, like that guy from the hospital.

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