“Covid—A to Z: What You NEED to Know!”
By T. Matthew Phillips, Attorney-at-Law
A. The un–vaccinated are susceptible to Covid.
B. The vaccinated are susceptible too.
C. Covid can be lethal to the un–vaccinated.
D. Covid can likewise be lethal to the vaccinated.
E. The un–vaccinated can spread Covid.
F. The vaccinated spread it too.
G. The un–vaccinated can be asymptomatic Covid carriers.
H. The vaccinated can also be asymptomatic Covid carriers.
I. Those who recover from Covid do not achieve immunity.
J. Covid shots do not confer immunity; they just lessen the symptoms.
K. Only the un–vaccinated can cause Covid outbreaks.
L. The un–vaccinated put only the vaccinated at risk.
M. The un–vaccinated pose no risk to other un–vaccinated persons.
N. Covids can travel up to six feet on a person’s breath.
O. Covids cannot travel on any item shipped from Amazon.
P. Covids lose potency in Target, Walmart, and Home Depot.
Q. Covids lose potency in grocery stores.
R. Covids cannot live on fast food orders served at the drive-thru window.
S. Covids cannot live on cardboard pizza boxes used for takeout and delivery.
T. Covids cannot affect rioters, protesters, looters, or the homeless.
U. Covids are highly contagious in small businesses, especially bars, restaurants, gyms, and hair salons.
V. Covid variants are more contagious and more lethal than garden-variety Covids.
W. Covids spawn variants, but never mutations.
X. When left in the darkness, Covids will seek out the light.
Y. When found on countertops, Covids will group together rather than stand alone.
Z. When the 5-G network is complete, Covids will attain consciousness.
— BONUS FACTOID —
–> Covids sail through N-95s like mosquitoes through a chain-link fence!
– T H E E N D –
Stay tuned for next week’s episode:
Where Do Covids Go On Their Days Off?
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Copyright 2021 – by T. Matthew Phillips, Esq.
“Freedom means nothing
if you can’t keep the government out of your body.”
~ T. Matthew Phillips, Esq. ~